Whatfinger News™

New To Whatfinger? Our main site brings the full arsenal. This one’s for when you’re in stealth mode – click HERE for : Home 2 — text-only, ad-free, graphics-free, and gloriously fast. More stories than your average swamp creature has excuses, less visual baggage than a CNN chyron. Dive in, click fast, stay informed or enjoy the FULL site at – – – – – Whatfinger.com 🛑- Sgt Pat

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Agent-readiness score out of 100

✓ Clear description of the site
○ Several pages described
✓ Actions agents can take
○ 3 or more actions
○ Publishes its own LAWP (/.well-known/lawp.json)
○ Actions agents can execute
○ Business details (address, hours, phone)

How to improve this score

Up to +70 points:

+15 · Several pages described
List your key pages (services, prices, about, contact) in the pages of your starter lawp.json, or link them from your homepage and sitemap.

+10 · 3 or more actions
Most businesses have at least three: contact, book or order, and view prices.

+15 · Publishes its own LAWP (/.well-known/lawp.json)
Publish your starter lawp.json at /.well-known/lawp.json. WordPress: install the Actuent plugin. Cloudflare: use the one-click Worker.

+15 · Actions agents can execute
Give an action an endpoint on your domain so agents can do it for the user, not just link to it. See LAWP Actions.

+15 · Business details (address, hours, phone)
Add schema.org business data to your homepage (the starter snippet). Google uses it too.

Starter lawp.json for whatfinger.com

Made from what Actuent already knows. Edit it, then publish it at https://whatfinger.com/.well-known/lawp.json. Check it with the LAWP Checker, or edit it in the LAWP Generator.

{
  "lawp_version": "0.5",
  "domain": "whatfinger.com",
  "name": "Whatfinger News™",
  "language": "en",
  "pages": {
    "/": {
      "title": "Whatfinger News™ – Unfiltered Truth. America’s News Feed",
      "content": "New To Whatfinger? Our main site brings the full arsenal. This one’s for when you’re in stealth mode – click HERE for : Home 2 — text-only, ad-free, graphics-free, and gloriously fast. More stories than your average swamp creature has excuses, less visual baggage than a CNN chyron. Dive in, click fast, stay informed or enjoy the FULL site at – – – – – Whatfinger.com 🛑- Sgt Pat"
    }
  },
  "actions": [
    {
      "id": "subscribe",
      "name": "Subscribe",
      "input": {
        "type": "text",
        "required": false
      },
      "intent": [
        "subscribe",
        "newsletter",
        "updates"
      ],
      "description": "Subscribe to the newsletter or updates"
    },
    {
      "id": "contact",
      "name": "Contact",
      "description": "Send a message to Whatfinger News™",
      "intent": [
        "contact",
        "message",
        "email",
        "get in touch"
      ],
      "input": {
        "type": "object",
        "required": true,
        "fields": [
          {
            "name": "name",
            "type": "string",
            "required": true
          },
          {
            "name": "email",
            "type": "email",
            "required": true
          },
          {
            "name": "message",
            "type": "string",
            "required": true
          }
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}

Starter schema.org snippet

Replace the example values, then paste into your homepage's <head>.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Whatfinger News™",
  "url": "https://whatfinger.com",
  "telephone": "+00 0000 0000",
  "priceRange": "€€",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Street 1",
    "postalCode": "0000",
    "addressLocality": "City",
    "addressCountry": "DK"
  },
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday"
      ],
      "opens": "09:00",
      "closes": "17:00"
    }
  ]
}
</script>

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Last updated 30 Sep 2026

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